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Having quenched his thirst and sated his hunger at the Firenze Hog Roast, the Networking Knight and his faithful horse Valiant are once again attending to his quest.

Crossing a sun-dappled, woodland glade, the Networking Knight sees a woman bent over a boiling cauldron. Curious he calls over “Hail Fair Maiden, what potion are you preparing”. As she turns to answer, the Networking Knight recognises the fair White Witch, the Lady Ruth.

She curtsey’s deeply and replies “Morning good Knight, I’m busy preparing a solution of coffea to cure my Lord John’s chronic insomnia. As you know with my remedies like cures like.” “By the by” Ruth continued “thank you for sorting out the buildings and contents Insurance for Belsay Towers. The other evil Insurance Barons simply would not help, as I run my clinic for the sick from home and they were trying to Rob me blind, the Robbing B…arons. Thank goodness that you came along and slashed my premiums in HALF for much better cover… How may I ever thank you?”

“Well… you could stop skipping around for a moment…. and talk to your family, friends and neighbours who own their own homes and ask if I could help them to slash their costs too. It doesn’t matter when their insurance is due or where in the UK they live, Valiant will get me there.”And with a weary look from Valiant, the Networking Knight rode off, secure in the knowledge that he was fulfilling his quest to protect people while helping them to save more too.

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It’s a warm evening and the Networking Knight and his trusty steed “Valiant” are wending their way toward a welcome nights quaffing and scoffing at The Firenze Hog Roast.  They pass a nearby Inn and the Knight notices a maiden, gently weeping from a bedroom window.

He calls out “Hail fair Maiden, tell me, why you are weeping?”

She replies “Oh kind Networking Knight, it’s the evil Insurance Barons. The Robbing B….arons are forcing my premiums to such levels, that I fear I will not make any profit. The Evil Sherriff will then foreclose on me, and throw my children and I out onto the streets to beg”

“Fear not, fair Maiden” said the Networking Knight. “I have a scroll here, offering the very best protection for Inns and Public Houses, Hotels, Guest Houses, Restaurants, Cafes and Takeaway shops. For just a few pennies, I will protect you and your children from destitution….. and other things ending in i-tution!”

“Oh Kind Networking Knight, How may I ever thank you” the Fair maiden replied

“Well you can start…. by putting your garments back on you strumpet, or you’ll catch your death!”

And the Networking Knight and his trusty steed “Valiant” rode off for their Hog Roast, secure in the knowledge that he was fulfilling his quest to protect people while helping them to save more too

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